How Come Anything You Buy Will Go

Onion Rings In The Car Cushions Do Not Improve With Time.

No One Ever Died From Sleeping In An Unmade Bed.

I Lost Everything In The Post-natal Depression.

What We're Really Talking About Is A Wonderful Day Set Aside On The Fourth Thursday Of November When No One Diets. I Mean, Why Else Would They Call It Thanksgiving?

Families Aren't Easy To Join. They're Like An Exclusive Country Club Where Membership Makes Impossible Demands And The Dues For An Outsider Are Exorbitant.