Hope Springs Forever.

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The Internet Has Been A Boon And A Curse For Teenagers.

You Don't Have Sex Near Unicorns. It's An Ironclad Rule. It's Tacky.

Voldemort Is Playing A Very Clever Game. Declaring Himself Might Have Provoked Open Rebellion. Remaining Masked Has Created Confusion, Uncertainty, And Fear.

Neville Will Play Quidditch For England Before Hagrid Lets Dumbledore Down.