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The Cheesecake Factory Is A Great Business Model, But If You Take Your Wife There For Your 25th Wedding Anniversary, You Might Not Reach Your 26th.

Dilbert: It Took Weeks But I've Calculated A New Theory About The Origin Of The Universe. According To My Calculations It Didn't Start With A "big Bang" At All-it Was More Of "phhbwt" Sound. You May Be Wondering About The Practical Applications Of The "little Phhbwt" Theory. Dogbert: I Was Wondering When You'll Go Away.

I Try To Manage My Day By My Circadian Rhythms Because The Creativity Is Such An Elusive Thing, And I Could Easily Just Stomp Over It Doing My Administrative Stuff.

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

In Fact, Most People Are Being Squeezed In Their Little Cubicle, And Their Creativity Is Forced Out Elsewhere, Because The Company Can't Use It. The Company Is Organized To Get Rid Of Variants.