Hollywood Is A Sewer With Service From

Don't Talk About Yourself; It Will Be Done When You Leave.

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.

To Profit From Good Advice Requires More Wisdom Than To Give It.

I'd Rather Know A Square Guy Than Own A Square Mile.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.