Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

To Those Seniors, And Especially Elderly Veterans Like Myself, I Want To Tell You This: You Are Not Alone, And You Having Nothing To Be Ashamed Of. If Elder Abuse Happened To Me, It Can Happen To Anyone. I Want You To Know That You Deserve Better.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

I Just Want To Be A Professional. I Couldn't Live Without Acting.

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

Had I Been Brighter, The Ladies Been Gentler, The Scotch Been Weaker, Had The Gods Been Kinder, Had The Dice Been Hotter, This Could Have Been A One-sentence Story: Once Upon A Time I Lived Happily Ever After.