He's So Small, He's A Waste Of

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.