Heaven Hears And Pities Hapless Men Like

Trying Is The First Step Toward Failure.

All My Life I've Been An Obese Man Trapped Inside A Fat Man's Body.

When You're In My House You Shall Do As I Do And Believe Who I Believe In. So Bart Butter Your Bacon.

His Native Home Deep Imag'd In His Soul.

I War Not With The Dead.