He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart

Hitting The Ball Was Easy. Running Around The Bases Was The Tough Part.

I Hated To Bat Against Drysdale. After He Hit You He'd Come Around, Look At The Bruise On Your Arm And Say, 'do You Want Me To Sign It?'

It Was All I Lived For, To Play Baseball.

A Body Came Flying Out And Landed At My Feet. At First I Thought It Was Billy So I Picked Him Up. But When I Saw It Wasn't I Dropped Him Back Down.

When I Hit A Home Run I Usually Didn't Care Where It Went. So Long As It Was A Home Run Was All That Mattered.