He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.

Give A Child Enough Rope And He Will Trip You Up.

Political Success Is The Ability, When The Inevitable Occurs, To Get Credit For It.

Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices.

The Modern Child Will Answer You Back Before You've Said Anything.