Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

My Personal Style Is Over-the-top Dowager. The Old Days They Said Get Dressed And Take One Thing Off, I Say Get Dressed And Put One Thing On.

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.