Haste Is Of The Devil. Slowness Is

Before A Man Speaks It Is Always Safe To Assume That He Is A Fool. After He Speaks, It Is Seldom Necessary To Assume It.

In Every Woman's Life There Is One Real And Consuming Love. But Very Few Women Guess Which One It Is.

A Cynic Is A Man Who, When He Smells Flowers, Looks Around For A Coffin Or When He Sees Silver He Looks For The Cloud It Lines. A Wise Happy Person Does The Exact Opposite.

I Hate Sports The Way People Who Like Sports Hate Common Sense.

Experience Is A Poor Guide To Man, And Is Seldom Followed. What Really Teaches A Man Is Not Experience, But Observation.