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More Than Ever Before, Americans Are Suffering From Back Problems: Back Taxes, Back Rent, Back Auto Payments.

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.

Live Your Life So That If Someone Says 'be Yourself' It's Good Advice.

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