Happiness Is A Sad Song.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Was Happy? And Was Still In His Right Mind, I Mean.

One Moment, Please... We Interrupt Our Regular Program To Bring You This Special Bulletin: It's A Nice Day Outside.

It Won't Do You Any Good To Run If You're Running The Wrong Way. I've Developed A New Philosophy...i Only Dread One Day At A Time.

There Are Three Things I Have Learned Never To Discuss With People...religion, Politics And The Great Pumpkin!

I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It.