Gratitude Is A Euphemism For Resentment.

The Trouble With Conspiracies Is That They Rot Internally.

As It Says In Bible, God Fights On Side Of Heaviest Artillery.

The Faith In Which I Was Brought Up Assured Me That I Was Better Than Other People; I Was Saved, They Were Damned.... Our Hymns Were Loaded With Arrogance - Self-congratulation On How Cozy We Were With The Almighty And What A High Opinion He Had Of Us, What Hell Everybody Else Would Catch Come Judgment Day.

They Didn't Want It Good, They Wanted It Wednesday.

A Family Reunion Is An Effective Form Of Birth Control.