Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.