Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

Guilt Is A Jewish Invention Improved Upon By Christians For The Last Two Thousand Years.

If Michaelangelo Were A Heterosexual, The Sistine Chapel Would Have Been Painted Basic White And With A Roller.

We Have The Ability To Be The Athens Of Modern Times As Opposed To The Militaristic Sparta. I Remind You That The Athenians Wrote Poetry. The Spartans Did Not.

Political Elections Are Not Life And Death.