God Is Bigger Than People Think.

Love Is An Ice Cream Sundae, With All The Marvelous Coverings. Sex Is The Cherry On Top.

I Made More Money Yesterday Than I Ever Thought I'd Make In An Entire Lifetime. But It's Like Somebody's Going To Take It All Away From Me And I'll Be Back In Texas, Installing Them Damned Irrigation Wells. I Didn't Like That When I Was Sixteen. And I Know I Wouldn't Like It When I'm Eighty.

You Gotta Try Your Luck At Least Once A Day, Because You Could Be Going Around Lucky All Day And Not Even Know It.

A Lot Of Things I Am, And A Lot Of Things I Am Not. But I Think I'm About As Good An American As There Is. I Love This Country. It's Been Very, Very Good To Me. And It Will Be Good To Anybody If They Are Willing To Give Of Themselves.

Be Yourself. Because If People Don't Like You As You Are, They're Not Going To Like You As Somebody You're Trying To Be.