God Bless America. And No Place Else.

You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks Your Food And Be Mad It Burns Your Fingertips.

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.

I Ain't Shootin' Nobody. So Call Me A Faggot! When The War's Over, I'll Be The Faggot With Two Legs, Thank You!

People Say, 'why Is He Bored With Her?' Because He's A Human Being, That's Why; Same Way His Wife Is Bored With Him. That Is Marriage - Anything That's Supposed To Be Forever, Your Going To Get Bored With It. And There Is Nothing Wrong With It, So Don't Take It Personal; If You Are With Somebody For Ten Years And They Are Not Bored With You? Then Something Is Wrong With Them.