Give Me An Hour And I'll Make

Getting Old Is Like Climbing A Mountain; You Get A Little Out Of Breath, But The View Is Much Better!

There Are Advantages To Being A Star Though - You Can Always Get A Table In A Full Restaurant.

I Remember One Day Sitting At The Pool And Suddenly The Tears Were Streaming Down My Cheeks. Why Was I So Unhappy? I Had Success. I Had Security. But It Wasn't Enough. I Was Exploding Inside.

I'm Only Interested In Two Kinds Of People, Those Who Can Entertain Me And Those Who Can Advance My Career.

Happiness Is Good Health And A Bad Memory.