Give Guilt - The Gift That Lasts

To Choose Norm Coleman Over Walter Mondale Is Like Going To A Great Steakhouse And Ordering The Tuna Sandwich.

The Funniest Line In English Is 'get It?' When You Say That, Everyone Chortles.

Where I Come From, When A Catholic Marries A Lutheran It Is Considered The First Step On The Road To Minneapolis.

I Remember When I Switched From Christmas To Sex As The Secret Of Happiness.

The Highlight Of My Childhood Was Making My Brother Laugh So Hard That Food Came Out Of His Nose.