Girls Are Soft And Pretty.

I Have A Love In My Life. It Makes Me Stronger Than Anything You Can Imagine.

Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering For Ice Cream.

Some Of Us Will Never Ever Find True Love. Take, For Instance Me. And I'm Pretty Sure That Guy Right There. And That Lady With The Sideburns. And Basically Everybody At Table Nine.

When I Was Younger And Did A Stand-up Gig, It Would Take Me Two Weeks To Recover. Sometimes I'd Get So Panicked That I Would Stutter.

Having A Kid Is Great... As Long As His Eyes Are Closed And He's Not Moving Or Speaking.