Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.