If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.

I Like Salvador Dali And Rene Magritte. I Also Like The Scottish Artist John Byrne, Another Surrealist.

If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour By 11:00am, Start One.

Never Trust People Who've Only Got One Book.

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.