Fish Ponies! I Put Them On The

The Gods Need Heroes. They Always Have.

Jason Scratched His Head. "you Named Him Festus? You Know That In Latin, ‘festus’ Means ‘happy’? You Want Us To Ride Off To Save The World On Happy The Dragon?

Tell The Sun And Stars Hello For Me.

The Forge Looked Like A Steam-powered Locomotive Had Smashed Into The Greek Parthenon And They Had Fused Together.

Well That Was Sucktastic