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I Often Compare Margaret Thatcher With Florence Nightingale. She Stalks Through The Wards Of Our Hospitals As A Lady With A Lamp. Unfortunately, It's A Blowlamp.

An Aircraft Which Is Used By Wealthy People On Their Expense Accounts, Whose Fares Are Subsidized By Much Poorer Taxpayers.

The Difference Between Tax Avoidance And Tax Evasion Is The Thickness Of A Prison Wall.

Squeeze Property Speculators Until The Pips Squeak.

Karl Marx Himself Preferred A Glass Of Claret To The Mug Of Tea Affected By Some Of His Recent Converts.