Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.