Everywhere I Go, I Feel Strange.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

The Only Angels In Los Angeles Are In Heaven, And They're Looking Down On The Dodgers.

Nothing Succeeds Like - Failure.

If You Love Your Job, You Haven't Worked A Day In Your Life.

A Second-guesser Is One Who Doesn't Know Anything About The First Guess, And He's One Who Needs 2 Guesses To Get One Right.