Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

When You Did Impressions On 'madtv,' The Producers Gave You A Walkman That Played Huge Sections Of Whatever Movie Was Being Parodied, With Your Character's Catchphrases Recorded On A Loop. You'd Wear This Thing Around During Rehearsals And For A Week Listen To The Voice You Had To Impersonate Over And Over Again. It Drove All Of Us Crazy.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.