Everything I Ever Learned I Was Told

It's Not Enough To Say I'm Sorry. You Have To Also Mean It. It's The Same With Saying I'm Single.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks.

But What I Was Going To Say Was, I Just Figured I'm Going To Go Boldly In The Direction Of My Dreams, Say It As Thoreau Would Say, And Just See Where It Takes Me.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.