Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.

I Have Only Been Funny About Seventy Four Per Cent Of The Time. Yes I Think That Is Right. Seventy-four Per Cent Of The Time.

If You Ain't First, You're Last!

I Know The Nature Of Comedy, And You Never Know What Will Happen With The Next Movie Or Whether People Will Find It Funny.

One Of My First Memories Of Being A Kid Was, 'i Want To Have A Real Job When I Grow Up.' And To Me That Meant You Wear A Suit And A Hat And Carry A Briefcase And Go To Your Job.

I Grew Up In An Entertainment Family, And So I Saw How Susceptible You Are To The Ups And Downs Of This Business.