Everybody Is As Unstable As Water.

He Knew Everything About Literature Except How To Enjoy It.

Success And Failure Are Both Difficult To Endure. Along With Success Come Drugs, Divorce, Fornication, Bullying, Travel, Meditation, Medication, Depression, Neurosis And Suicide. With Failure Comes Failure.

The Captain Was A Good Chess Player, And The Games Were Always Interesting. Yossarian Had Stopped Playing Chess With Him Because The Games Were So Interesting They Were Foolish.

I’m Not Running Away From My Responsibilities. I’m Running To Them. There’s Nothing Negative About Running Away To Save My Life.

In The Long Run, Failure Was The Only Thing That Worked Predictably. All Else Was Accidental.