Everybody Has Something Wrong With Them.

Write The Best Story That You Can And Write It As Straight As You Can.

A Man Does Not Exist Until He Is Drunk.

The Game Of Golf Would Lose A Great Deal If Croquet Mallets And Billiard Cues Were Allowed On The Putting Green.

Read Anything I Write For The Pleasure Of Reading It. Whatever Else You Find Will Be The Measure Of What You Brought To The Reading.

An Intelligent Man Is Sometimes Forced To Be Drunk To Spend Time With His Fools.