Every Pint Bottle Should Contain A Quart.

A Quart Bottle Should Hold A Quart.

A Man Could Not Be In Two Places At The Same Time Unless He Were A Bird.

The Cup Of Ireland's Misery Has Been Overflowing For Centuries And Is Not Yet Half Full.

Single Misfortunes Never Come Alone, And The Greatest Of All National Calamities Is Generally Followed By One Greater.

Half The Lies Our Opponents Tell About Us Are Untrue.