Every Book Should Have A Romance.

Don't Move," Said Sprockett."mimes Don't Generally Attack Unless They Are Threatened.

Death Doesn't Care About Personalities - He's More Interested In Meeting Quotas.

Without A Yardstick Sometimes The High Points Can Be Taken For Granted.

I Was On Hpd--heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights For Two Years, And Believe Me, The Procaths Tried Everything. I Personally Saved Him From Assassination Eight Times.

Dci Horner's Advice To Jack Spratt: "remember, M'boy," His Old Boss Had Said, Eyes Twinkling, "that If Anyone Tries To Get The Better Of You, Stand Up Straight And Say To Yourself In An Imperious Air, 'i Am The New Mrs. De Winter Now!' You'll Find It Works Wonders.