Even My Great Grand-mother Did Impressions

I Have No Agenda Except To Be Funny. Neither I Nor The Writers Profess To Offer Any Worldly Wisdom.

There Is Sexism - I'm Not Denying Its Existence. But I'm Saying That I Will Deny Its Effort Against Me. I Just Pay It No Nevermind And Say, 'get Out Of My Way.'

When I Got Pregnant My Foot Grew, But I Was Denying It. I've Been Denying It For Three Years

If I Have Chocolate Around, I Will Eat It. I Love It, I Love It, I Love It. I Like A Piece Every Day.

I’m About To Enter A National Ass-kicking Contest. With No Legs. And A Massive Ass.