Euphemisms Are For The Differently Brained.

To Be Human : To Strive In The Face Of The Certainty Of Failure.

Time Didn't Pass; It Tailgated.

We Did Make Use, From Time To Time, Of Candles, Neckties, Scarves, Shoelaces, A Little Water-color Paintbrush, Her Hairbrush, Butter, Whipped Cream, Strawberry Jam, Johnson’s Baby Oil, My Swedish Hand Vibrator, A Fascinating Bead Necklace She Had, Miscellaneous Common Household Items, And Every Molecule Of Flesh That Was Exposed To Air Or Could Be Located With Strenuous Search.

When Writing, Always Hook The Reader With Your First Sentence...in Love, Never Settle...value Yourself First And This Will Help You To Value Others...life Is Short, So Enjoy It To The Fullest...everyone In The World Is Different, And That's Ok.

We Are All Time Travelers Moving At The Speed Of Exactly 60 Minutes Per Hour.