Enthusiasm Is Like Having Two Right Hands.

What We Call God's Justice Is Only Man's Idea Of What He Would Do If He Were God.

Be Pleasant Until Ten O'clock In The Morning And The Rest Of The Day Will Take Care Of Itself.

It Is Always The Nearest, Plainest And Simplest Principles That Learned Men Comprehend Last.

Logic Is One Thing And Commonsense Another.

The Greatest Mistake You Can Make In Life Is Continually Fearing That You'll Make One.