Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.