Egypt: Where The Israelites Would Still Be

If At First You Don't Succeed, You May Be At Your Level Of Incompetence Already.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

You Could Generally Inform A Real Close Friend: When You Have Manufactured A Idiot Of On Your Own He Does Not Truly Feel You've Finished A Long Lasting Job.

Television Has Changed The American Child From An Irresistable Force To An Immovable Object.