Egotism Is The Tongue Of Vanity.

The New Friends Whom We Make After Attaining A Certain Age And By Whom We Would Fain Replace Those Whom We Have Lost, Are To Our Old Friends What Glass Eyes, False Teeth And Wooden Legs Are To Real Eyes, Natrual Teeth And Legs Of Flesh And Bone.

Marriage, As Practised By High Society, Is Arranged Indecency.

Be My Brother Or I Will Kill You.

Society Is Composed Of Two Great Classes, Those That Have More Dinners Than Appetite, And Those Who Have More Appetite Than Dinners.

There Are More Fools Than Wise Men, And Even In A Wise Man There Is More Folly Than Wisdom.