Eat Few Suppers, And You'll Need Few

When Befriended, Remember It; When You Befriend, Forget It.

In General, Mankind, Since The Improvement Of Cookery, Eats Twice As Much As Nature Requires.

It Is The First Responsibility Of Every Citizen To Question Authority.

Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us That He Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.

Outside Independence Hall When The Constitutional Convention Of 1787 Ended, Mrs. Powel Of Philadelphia Asked Benjamin Franklin, "well, Doctor, What Have We Got, A Republic Or A Monarchy?" With No Hesitation Whatsoever, Franklin Responded, "a Republic, If You Can Keep It."