Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land

Say Did You Read In The Papers About A Bunch Of Women Up In British Columbia As A Protest Against High Taxes, Sit Out In The Open Naked, And They Wouldent Put Their Clothes On? The Authorities Finally Turned A Sprayer That You Use On Trees, On 'em. That May Lead Into Quite A Thing. Woman Comes Into The Tax Office Nude, Saying I Won't Pay. Well They Can't Search Her And Get Anything. It Sounds Great. How Far Is It To British Columbia?

I Am Just An Old Country Boy In A Big Town Trying To Get Along. I Have Been Eating Pretty Regular And The Reason I Have Been Is Because I Have Stayed An Old Country Boy.

The Only Difference Between Death And Taxes Is That Death Doesn't Get Worse Every Time Congress Meets.

There Is No Income Tax In Russia. But There's No Income.

Outside Of Traffic, There Is Nothing That Has Held This Country Back As Much As Committees.