Don't Bruise The Foo!

Which Is Why You Chose To Wear That Delightful Ensemble From The Skank-wear Collection At Hoes-n-thangs?" -tommy

Christmas Crept Into Pine Cove Like A Creeping Christmas Thing: Dragging Garland, Ribbon, And Sleigh Bells, Oozing Eggnog, Reeking Of Pine, And Threatening Festive Doom Like A Cold Sore Under The Mistletoe.

Tommy Had Felt Alone In A Crowd Before, Even Inferior To Everyone In A Crowd, But Now He Felt, Well, Different. It Wasn't Just The Clothes And The Make Up, It Was The Humanity. He Wasn't Part Of It. Heightened Senses Or Not, He Felt Like He Had His Nose Pressed Against The Window, Looking In. The Problem Was, It Was The Window Of A Donut Shop.

All Fear Comes From Trying To See The Future, Biff. If You Know What Is Coming, You Aren't Afraid.

You Were Supposed To Empathize With Your Friend's Problem, But They Were, After All, Your Friend's Problems.