Don't Believe In Miracles - Depend On

It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Have To Do Forty Pounds Of Laundry A Week.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

The Best Intelligence Test Is What We Do With Our Leisure.