Don't Be Misled By History, Or Any

The Man With The Best Job In The Country Is The Vice-president. All He Has To Do Is Get Up Every Morning And Say, 'how Is The President?'

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.

People Love High Ideals, But They Got To Be About 33-percent Plausible

Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally A Checkbook.

I Love A Dog. He Does Nothing For Political Reasons.