Don't Assume I'm Dumb Because I Wear

It Is The Writer’s Job To Make The Play Interesting. It Is The Actor’s Job To Make The Performance Truthful.

I Used To Think I'd Like To Be A Fireman - In Fact, I Still Would - And The Only Drawback I Could See Was Coming Back To The Firehouse, After A Day Of Fighting Fires, And Still Having To Put In An Eight-hour Day Writing.

I Hate Vacations. There's Nothing To Do.

My Alma Mater Is The Chicago Public Library.

You Don't Know What Life Is. You Know Nothing.