Don't All The Girls Get Prettier At

All I Want To Do Is Do My Shows And Play Golf.

There Used To Be A Lot Of Acts, Which Was Good, Because People Don't Want To See The Same Act Every Night. But, You Don't Want Too Many Acts, You Don't Want To Over-saturate It.

My Only Failure Was The Restaurant In Myrtle Beach. I Kept It Open For Four Years. It Was In A Tourist Town, It Was Only Busy Four And Half, Five Months Of The Year. But The Bills Kept Coming All Year.

If I Cut An Album Now And Sell It For Ten Bucks, I Can Put Seven Dollars And Fifty Cents In My Pocket.

I'm Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer, But I Do Know How To Count.