Doing The Show Was Like Painting The

It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because I Do Nothing.

As I Look Back On My Life, I See It As One Long Obstacle Course With Myself As The Main Obstacle.

Then There Was The Time In Hollywood When I Sat Down In A Breakaway Chair And It Collapsed On Me. I Was Nearly Knocked Out And Might Have Been Even More Seriously Hurt But My Fall Was Broken By The Smog.

Hollywood, We Decided, Was A Nice Place To Die, But We Wouldn't Want To Live There.

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.