Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

I'm In A Position Of Feeling Secure Enough So That I Can Say What I Think Is Right And If So Many People Think It's Wrong That I Get Fired, Well, I've Got Enough To Eat.

I've Learned... That Sometimes All A Person Needs Is A Hand To Hold And A Heart To Understand.

I Like Valentine's Day. The Trouble Is The Florists And The Candy-makers And The Card People Are All Advertising So Much, You Don't Dare Let The Day Go By Without Making An Offering, Whether You Mean It Or Not. Money Exceeds Affection.

Obscenities... I Think A Lot Of Dumb People Do It Because They Can't Think Of What They Want To Say And They're Frustrated. A Lot Of Smart People Do It To Pretend They Aren't Very Smart - Want To Be Just One Of The Boys.

I Dislike Loud-mouthed Patriots Who Suggest They Like Our Country More Than I Do. Some People's Idea Of Patriotism Is Hating Other Countries.