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My Biggest Regret Is That My Mother Didn't See Me Walk On To That London Palladium Stage, Being The Star She Always Wanted Me To Be. But I Always Say That When She Reached Heaven, She Had A Word With A Few Agents.

Puerto Rico Is One Of Those Places You Can Be As Quiet Or As Crazy As You Want, Because There's So Much Nightlife. I Have To Take The Craziness Carefully.

I Love Getting On You Tube To Look At The Old Comics. I Am In My Element Seeing Guys Like Jack Benny And Phil Silvers Give Interviews.

Little Did I Know That There's Nothing More Competitive In The World Than A Professional Ballroom Dancer. They Are As Competitive As Olympic Athletes.

I Don't Do Close-ups Any More. I Am Better Looking From The Waist Downwards.